12 Anti-Inspirational Quotes from Dorothy Parker

Happy birthday, Dorothy Parker! Born on this day in 1893, Parker would come to entertain and condole the truly wicked among us with her acerbic tongue and unforgettable one-liners. We’ve gathered 12 ...

Happy birthday, Dorothy Parker! Born on this day in 1893, Parker would come to entertain and condole the truly wicked among us with her acerbic tongue and unforgettable one-liners. We’ve gathered 12 of her best quips here to inspire you on your path to fulfilled living and a three o’clock martini.


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