Happy birthday, Dorothy Parker! Born on this day in 1893, Parker would come to entertain and condole the truly wicked among us with her acerbic tongue and unforgettable one-liners. We’ve gathered 12 of her best quips here to inspire you on your path to fulfilled living and a three o’clock martini.
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